Who Gives A Shit: What Are You Doing For July 4th Weekend?

This is where our asses are going--Long Beach Island, NJ

We've got another simple question:What are you bitches doing for the July 4th Holiday Weekend?

That's it.

We're going "down the shore,"--and yes, I do realize that is a completely retarded abortion of the English language and makes no sense gramatically, but I swear: that's how people say it. 

Long Beach Island or bust!

(p.s. so FIPS is probs gonna take a bit of a summer vacay. I will post depending on my boredom level, and/or how much it rains, so maybe not at all...or maybe you won't even notice).