WHO GIVES A SHIT: ARE YOU CUH-RAY-ZAY?

The verdict is in: New York is #7 of 57 major metro areas on The Daily Beast's list of craziest cities.  Highly scientific ranking including number of shrinks per capita, stress, eccentricity (that's you, Park Slope), and of course how hard you are hitting the bottle...in a bar with your baby.  Nope, FIPS will never let that one go.  We're too crazy, I guess.  Just the facts:

#7, New York

Psychiatrists per capita: 4 out of 57
Stress: 19 out of 57
Eccentricity: 4 out of 57
Drinking: 49 (tie) of out 57

So what do you clinically insane, self-medicating, shrink's-couch-living fucks think - does this sound about right?  Or are you too busy mixing Ativan and Glenlivet to even coherently respond in the comments?