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Dec132011
Post Masturbator Incident, Prospect Park Rangers to get Cop-Like Training
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Roshow | Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 12:00AM
Roshow | Tuesday, December 13, 2011 at 12:00AM 
Previously: While giving a tour of Prospect Park, Urban Park Ranger Andrew Marsala caught a man with weed on his body and a loaded gun in his car masturbating in the bushes. Instead of being thanked for busting a bad guy, Marsala was reprimanded by the Parks Department (also: watch our coverage of the incident animated by Taiwanese animators).
Realizing they won’t be able to stop a new generation of post-Marsala urban park rangers from exercising their right to arrest wrong doers, the Parks Department is now offering them cop-like training courses. These classes include techniques in collaring perps and conflict-resolution.
Realizing they won’t be able to stop a new generation of post-Marsala urban park rangers from exercising their right to arrest wrong doers, the Parks Department is now offering them cop-like training courses. These classes include techniques in collaring perps and conflict-resolution.
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