DOUCHEBAG ALERT: A Porsche Named Recession

Yes, I ventured onto the island of Manhattan yesterday and frankly, it's starting to feel more like Long Island every day. Above, another timely reminder to file in my "why Park Slope doesn't suck as much as Manhattan" folder.

No matter how bad BK gets, the city will always, always, always outdo(uche) us.

Honestly, this poor dude (because I KNOW this cannot possibly be anybody but a guy), must have had to downgrade from his Lambo.

I'm running your plates, fucker...right after I finish watching more youtube vids of the Bieb play basketball.