Bored to Death: The Movie?!
When television's finest shows are cancelled long before they've jumped the shark (see: Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, Party Down), its most loyal fans live through several emotionally draining stages:
1. Denial ("Who announced it? E! News Network? I'll believe that shit when Mitchell Hurwitz says it himself.")
2. Anger ("And yet Two and a Half Men is still on TV?!")
3. Sadness (Weepily crooning Joan Jett's "Bad Reputation").
4. Drinking and reminiscing with friends about the best episodes, and the ones that could have been (see: HERE).
5. Undying hope for a feature-length film ("How can they not make one? I bet every cast member would be on board!")