Stolen V-Day Package Prompts Open Letter from Heights Blogger

via Zumapress/NYPost.comOver on Brooklyn Heights Blog, Homer Fink is hopping mad. In a post entitled, Open Letter to the Mail Stealing Dirtbag in Brooklyn Heights, he writes:

Dear Mail Stealing Dirtbag – I’m sure you really needed that Valentine’s Day care package grandma sent my 3 year old more than she did. So I’ll forgive you for stealing it from our lobby.

Oh who am I kidding? I’m not a “feelings” guy.

I’m more furious than the power of a thousand suns. Is your life really that sad, shallow and empty that robbing people’s mail seems like a good idea? You low life sociopath. Thanks for breaking down the social contract one more notch. The only thing dimmer than your future is your intellect.

Don't you just love an open letter? Naturally, The New York Post has turned this into a trend piece, finding other people in Brooklyn Heights who have also had packages stolen...within the past year. Shocker! I really do want to know what the three year old was getting from grandma for Valentine's Day. Must have been some good stuff.