So, uhm

The BK Meatup was kinda off the shizzy last night.

That little shindig that Brooklyn Based and I threw was just as much fun the second time around.

And, honestly, based on the number of couples I saw making out in dark corners, bathrooms, alleys, in front of Asia Dog booths and right out in the friggin open, I would be willing to bet a one year membership to Park Slope parents that many of your asses got laid last night.

So Bravo.

Surprisingly, I'm not dead yet. But I am so totally fucking tired, my blood sort of hurts this morn.

So we will return tomorrow with our regularly scheduled programming, including a proper write-up of EVERYTHING that went down at the Naughty Office Party.

Pinky swear.