Rumorsville: With (maybe) another kid on the way, will Jennifer Connely move back to the slope?

Celebrity slash breeder Jennifer Connelly and her hubby, Paul Bettany, are moving again.

Once a regular fixture in Park Slope, the couple ditched their sweet mansion at 17 Prospect Park West for the more cemented pastures of TriBeCa four years ago. The sweet digs -- a penthouse on 288 West Street, overlooking the Hudson with a 40’x45’ outdoor space -- has recently been listed for sale at a reasonable $8,495,000. That’s a cool million and a half more than the $6,995,000 they paid for it.

(Quick aside: is $5,000 to filthy rich people what $0.01 is to the rest of us? Are they fooled into thinking they’re paying less than $7 million if the price is $6,995,000, the way us schlubs are are expected to believe $6.99 isn’t $7.00?)

There’s no word on where the couple is moving next, although rumor has it she is with child. Brooklyn starfuckers are probably hoping this means they'll come back across the river and rejoin the outer-borough breeders. I’m betting they go north to Scarsdale. Who’s betting on Jersey?

[Via Curbed]