Prison Yard Potluck: PS 321 Throws a Mean Party

Yes, complete with prison matrons, 30' high chain link and tethered inmates, last Friday night's bi-annual family potluck always puts me in mind of hanging out in the yard at Riker's. Not that I've actually ever done that!

While you kid-frees were waiting in vain for your avocado appetizer or sipping Martinis on a Friday night, people like Anna Klinger of Al Di La were running a gauntlet of overdressed salads and tuna casserole.

Apparently, you either love this shit or you hate it. Where would you fall?

And while you're at it, give us your opinion on the efficacy of toddler leashing. This bedazzled baldy was apparently plotting an escape unless leashed? Perhaps I could have used one too in that case because I was right behind her.