New Umbrella Coats Will Make You Less of an Asshole

You guys already know how we feel about people who carry comically large umbrellas on crowded city streets. So naturally, when an invention comes along to alleviate us of those people, we wish to share it with the world. Meet the umbrella coat: you may look like a Jedi or a moody monk while wearing it, but at least you won't poke someone's GD eye out in Times Square on a dreary day. 

[Via Gothamist]