Mo Problems, Mo Problems
Merry Fucking Christmas, to all my fave non-Heeb bitches-n-bros. I got a present for y'all that's so good, it could potentially make allllll that time you're spending with your annoying fucking family right now *mostly* kinda worth it.
Behold: our brand spankin' new advice column from my favorite dead rap superstar and yours, (Not) Notorious Big.
BOOM! [you're welcome]
Each week, coupla weeks, whenever the fuck he feels like it, Twitter Biggie is gonna answer your most burning questions about life, love and the pursuit of big booty bitches. If you've got mo problems, Biggie's got mo money answers.
Check it:
I hate my job in Finance, but I'm making some mad Benjis. Should I just suck it up and stay there, or do you believe in all that "find your passion" sort of stuff?
B.
I'm a guy, but I don't really like watching sports. I pretend like I do, because I don't want my friends to think I'm gay. Am I?
D.J.
Can you introduce me to some of those sexy-ass celebrity bitches you know?
J.
Should I get an iphone or an Android? I can't decide.
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Not,
I can't find that fucking hamster that everyone is buying their kids for Christmas. Any other ideas?
M.A.
okay, im strugglin here. tryin not to pre judge a motherfucker. you tryna do WHAT to a hamster? you on some richard gere shit now! get a cabbage patch doll, i dont give a fuck. leave that hamster alone.
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Yo, so Twitter Biggie knows what the fuck he's talking about. If you gotta question, send it to effedinparkslope[at]gmail.com, and I'll pass it along. Also, follow his ass on Twitter (@NotNotoriousBIG) for non-stop hilarity.
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