Man Stabbed For Not Knowing Beyoncé and Jay-Z Are Married

I'm willing to bet that when Jay-Z, Beyoncé and their unborn babers were having a low-key New Year's Eve at Buttermilk, they didn't imagine that at the same moment in the not-so-distant land of Ohio a man was stabbing another man for not knowing that the two mega stars were even married... 

Via Fox News:

Ronald Deaver, 31, of Parma, was arrested and charged with felonious assault for allegedly stabbing a 48-year-old Garfield Heights man following an argument.

Det. Compton says the fight began because the victim did not know that singer Beyonce's husband is rapper Jay-Z.

The victim is currenly checked into a hospital, where he is listed in good condition and probably wondering why the fuck he was stabbed over something so stupid.