John Hodgman's "Guide To What (Probably) Won't Happen in January
Kerri | Tuesday, January 3, 2012 at 1:30PM
We all know this is the year that the world will end (sadly, this is also the year that 2012 is going to play no less than twice a week on every movie channel).
If life as we know it runs its course in December, what can we humans expect in the months leading up to it?
Park Slope resident and deranged millionaire John Hodgman recently took to The Boston Globe to express his thoughts about such a predicament:
Herewith my predictions — scientifically generated via special algorithms and over-use of my asthma inhaler, plus absinthe — of the strange occurrences and disturbing portents that will happen in January alone.
Jan. 1: The first day of the last year.
Jan. 2: Jonathan Franzen is given a secret mission by Oprah Winfrey.
You can read the rest of the article HERE.
Lastly, check out this video, in which JH wishes us all a "Happy Last Year."
John Hodgman 
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