Holy Global Warming, Batman! A Tornado Just Touched Down on Montgomery Place

The sky is falling. ON MY FUCKING BLOCK! On my fucking HUSBAND! Yes, he had literally just dropped me and the kids (not to mention a metal ladder to paint the bathroom) under this tree on our corner and had pulled out onto 8th when... "All of a sudden the rain was blowing horizontally and the buildings all disappeared. It was like being in a washing machine. There were lightning bolts all around me but no boom. The car started shimmying and vibrating and a ton of branches landed all around me. And then it stopped. Just like that," reports my man. My little people were shrieking "I'm too young to die" in between the little little shit asking "daddy, when you were young were there dinosaurs?" That goddamned tornado knocked down the tree outside my living room window. Shit, now I'm going to have to get shades. And the other trees are literally sheered off at the top. Well, I'm awake. I was feeling a little lethargo there for a minute but KABOOM! Here I was wondering what to write because it's been a slow news day...