'High Class' Prostitution Ring Busted In BK: All Involved Look Like They've Suffered From Nuclear Fall Out



For those of you who refrain from stalking Gawker and passing bizarre articles around to your co-workers all day long, you may have missed this exciting Brooklyn news: we will now have to get our local coke and prostitute fixes elsewhere, because our friendly neighborhood "High Class NY" prostitution ring has been shut down.

High Class NY's hookers ran anywhere from $400 to $3,600 an hour for out-call services. Day-um.

Apparently two of the ugly fuckers pictured above (bottom right, and top left; the latter of whom looks strikingly similar to Edgar, the dude from Men In Black that had super stretched out skin and drank all that sugar water until that alien crawled out from his face) were arrested, along with 15 other people, including the happy couple's son. Let's look at the positive: at least it was a nice wholesome family-owned mom and pop shop. I've heard New Yorkers love those!