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Thursday
Aug042011

Happy Wedding! Here Is a GIGANTIC PIECE OF SCAFFOLDING to Celebrate!

Posted by: AuthorMeredith | DateThursday, August 4, 2011 at 7:00AM

A girl dreams of her wedding day forever--the dress, the flowers, the dancing, the Port-o-John...um, huh? According to the Metro, that's exactly what's goin' down for six super-pissed brides with wedding plans at the Slope's Montauk Club.

The brides say like they were screwed out of their $1800 deposits and the oh-so-dreamy historic setting they expected for their nuptials, getting instead a metric shit ton of dark scaffolding and outhouses (and probs a hefty pharmacy bill for the requesite steady stream of Ativan absued to deal with the "traumatic" experience). I mean, who doesn't find THAT dynamite combo romantic? But hey, maybe that's just me.

Anyway, what're your thoughts on the sitch: Would you be pissed as hell, too, or just kinda deal?

Photo: Alison Bowen/Metro

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