FIPS JUICY: BEST STORIES OF THE WEEK

In case you've spent the week preparing for Leap Day or melting over this video of a baby sloth in a onesie, here's a quick wrap-up of juicy FiPS news that graced the pages of our blog this week:

* Who Gives a Shit: Will the new loop proposed for prospect park reduce accidents? Only time (and the lack of accident reports) will tell.

* Christie's Jamaican patties is given a new lease on life: For now the Flatbush mainstay will remain open!

* 5 way to be better at... getting dumped: Hint: does not include getting drunk and hooking up with strangers.

* 5 Films to match your park slope love life: From breeders to the bi-curious, we've got you covered.

* Whole Foods to Finally Open in Gowanus: AND IT ONLY TOOK EIGHT YEARS!

* S Clubs is Closed: A few tipsters wrote in with rumors that the "bizarro basement gym" was possibly closing. Those rumors were verified this past yesterday. R.I.P., S Clubs.

* Here are the best tweets from this month's food coop meeting: Includes, "Board member tried to cut speech off. 'It's going somewhere!' man protests.