FIPS JUICY: BEST STORIES OF THE WEEK

In case you've spent the week gearing up for The Super Bowl or wondering why the fuck Roseanne is running for Prez, here's a quick wrap-up of juicy FiPS news that graced the pages of our blog this week:

* In my divine mercy, I've decided not to wish death upon this kid's parents: Ben Leo really stirred the turd with this piece, in which he writes about parents who kept their child's gender a secret for the first five years of life.

* Cool or not cool: Using the YMCA free daycare while you run errands?: Apparently some parents drop their kids at the YMCA, but instead of working out, they run errands elsewhere. 

* How does park slope fare in the lunch department?: Turns out we REALLY need a good build-your-own-salad place.

* Stupid Cupid: Profile Of a park slope single chick: For the rest of this month we'll be featuring Park Slope's most eligible bachelor and bachelorettes. Here at FiPS, we just want to get you guys laid.

* Columbia student describes park slope as "not intellectually stimulating:" One Ivy League student recollects her "somewhat worth it" adventure.

* Your FiPS Guide to a pre-Super Bowl flatscreen tv impulse purchase: Betcha' didn't guess that it was a Samsung LED LCD from Costco.

* Babeland will deliver sexy toys to your front door: That's right, FiPSsters. You can get dildos and anal beads delivered right to your front stoop.