FIPS JUICY: BEST STORIES OF THE WEEK

In case you've spent most of the week occupying Wall Street or wondering about that Florida Lawmaker Who Wants to Repeal a ban on dwarf-tossing, here's a quick wrap-up of juicy FiPS news that graced the pages of our blog this week:

* Park Slope Woefully Underrepresented on stupid dive bar list: O'CONNORS was the only Slope joint to make the list. Guess it's hard to be divey in a nabe where the average studio costs $1,800/month. 

* Breaking: Police arrest sexual abuse suspect in Sunset Park: Still no word if this dude is responsible for one of the twelve reported sexual attacks on women since March, but at least there's one less sack of douche roaming the streets. 

* Who Gives a shit: Does Your Dog walk like a complete asshole?: 'Cause Oliver sure as shit does. 

* Brooklyn too expensive, even for Jay-Z: That's right, folks. 

* Cool Or Not Cool: Starbucks calling the cops on your squatter ass?: OK, so maybe it's not super polite to sit in a coffee shop without ordering something. But should baristas CALL THE FUCKING COPS ON YOUR ASS???

* R.I.P. Steve Jobs: “Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of other’s opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.” - Steve Jobs’ Stanford Commencement Address