FIPS CARES: Dance Your Ass Off!?

Ok, so we've gotten several questions about our upcoming event(s) tonight (Big Gay Meatup!) (Spring Break Dance Party!) and I thought I would answer em all up here. First of all: your ass better be coming...cause EVERYONE is welcome tonight. Second of all: are you COMING??

What if I'm not gay...can I still go to the Spring Break Dance Party?
The Big Gay Meatup will be rocking in the front lounge of the Bell House and the Spring Break Dance Part-ay will be in the back, main room of the Bell House. These spaces are separated by large doors and a hallway, but that's it. So yes! Anyone can feel free to go anywhere. This is America, ppl. If you wanna get your gay on, the front lounge will probably be the best place to do it, but since EVERYONE is welcome at the dance party I really don't give a shit. So just to summarize: Big Gay Meatup = front lounge; Spring Break Dance Party for EVERYONE (gay, straight, married, not, Asexual, whatever!) = back, main space.

I'm kind of gay-curious...where do you suggest I hang out?
I suggest you hang out in the front lounge and see if there's anyone there who inspires you to go full-on gay...try it, you'll like it!

What kind of stuff will be going on at the dance party??
Uh, DANCING. We have a killer DJ (DJ Workhorse) who has rocked out with us at several other events, so yeah: you'll dig it.

How much are tickets?
It's free, ppl. That's how much we love your asses. And since we've hooked up such a killer deal with the Bell House and they're allowing allll your asses in gratis, you know what that means, right?: YOU HAVE TO DRINK A LOT! As in, I'm expecting *someone* to get alcohol poisoning tonight ladies-n-gents...don't disappoint me.

What should I wear?
You can feel free to get Spring Break-y in your attire if you want...or not. It's up to you. We're gonna have a spring break photo booth to capture the events of the eve, so if you wanna look hot there, you might wanna dress up. Also, its like 20 degrees out and I'm sitting here in my scarf, so there's that. FIGURE IT OUT!

Will the FIPS crew be there?
The ones who *REALLY* care will be :)

"I know you're married, but can we make out tonight."
While I did get "accidentally" kissed at our v-day Meatup during a harrowing game of "spin the bunny," alas my answer is no (unless I get drunk enough).

Is Robicelli's cupcakes gonna be there?
Duh. And here are their flavors this week: NEW-MINT JULEP! Also: Bananas Foster, Chocolate Turtle and Toasted Almond

"Can you just give my mom a shoutout on FIPS? She loves your blog."
Uh, ok...HI RANDOM PERSON'S MOM!!!

Anything else? Take it up in the comments (and see you bitchez TONIGHT!).

RSVP for the Big Gay Meatup here (and see the note there about the TONY chick who wants to feature your pic in their big singles issue!).

RSVP for the Spring Break Dance Part-ay here