Dude Hates Park Slope, but Girlfriend Lives Here.

Last week, the following email hit our inbox:

No long message, no further explanation, no request for help or advice, just that this poor guy thinks the Slope sucks, but he's stuck coming here to get laid. I mean, I don't know if I'd call the 'hood a shithole, Chris, but it's hard to know exactly what you hate about the place, without a little more elaboration. In the meantime, your ladyfriend lives right near one of our favorite places in the Slope, so we suggest you mosey on over to Culture and eat your feelings like the rest of the normal people.

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[Me]

Slow news day?