Curb Alert: Used Toilet on 8th Ave

Yes, this gently used toilet can be yours for the asking. Just mosey on down (mind the black ice and two weeks worth of garbage) to 8th Avenue bw Garfield and First. First come, first served.

And, if you commuters find yourselves in a pinch on the long walk home, feel free to avail yourself.

This fucking toilet may be here 'til spring if recent garbage pick up trends are any indication!