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Wednesday
Apr132011

COOL OR NOT COOL: Allowing Obnoxious, Self-Entitled P.S 321 Kids To Overrun The Neighborhood at Lunchtime??

image via born/raised/basedOk, this fact totally shocked me: fourth and fifth graders at P.S. 321 are apparently allowed to go out for lunch. Like BY THEMSELVES!

I'm utterly dumbfounded that Park Slope BREEDERS allow their little bebes to hit the streets all on their lonesome during their lunch hour...I mean is that even safe? But yep, they sure as hell do.

New neighborhood blog born/raised/based fills us in on what this lunchtime short stack shit show is really all about:

"These are 9 and 10 year olds armed with $20 bills and no basic manners or skills. They squeeze themselves into Connecticut Muffin and the confusion begins: they don't know how to order, they are too short to reach the counter and pay, they counted their money wrong, they freeze when told there are no more sesame bagels, etc."

HA! Notice that one dude in the pic sort of smirky smiling and that other chick who looks as if she's trying to murder some kids with her death ray eyes.

This is all utterly amazing to me.

Now I kinda wanna just go hang at Connecticut Muffin at 12:30 on a weekday and see what this shit really looks like when it all goes down. Cause isn't 9-years-old a bit young to be running around the nabe all on your own with your snot-nosed friends?

Just me?

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