Caption This Park Slope Photo!

In all the years I've passed by the psychic on 7th Avenue between Carroll and Garfield, I never took a close look at their sign. Thanks to an eagle-eyed FIPS reader, we now know that, a. they can't spell, and b. they have a very unique psychic specialty! If you think you were Attila the Hun in a past life, they can probably help you here. Rather than a caption, hit us up with your FIPSiest suggested taglines in the comments.