Brooklyn Kinda Love: Your Love, On Cam

So, maybe your Real World: Red Hook audition didn't work out because you didn't have enough sex with strangers, or your frequent discussion of ovulation schedules wasn't exactly the kind of fodder for which MTV was hoping.  We have sympathy, really.  I mean, come on: CHET.  Anyway, someone heard your cry, and your chance at stardom has been revived.

A documentary called Brooklyn Kinda Love is looking for BREEDERS and DINKS (read: "couples") ages 18-35 to star in their film about what relationships are like in this fine borough.  Produced by the HBO Taxicab Confessions crew, they'll follow you around for about five days a week or four to six months, capture the levels of awesome and sorta shitty through which your epic love story goes, and you will receive monies and eternal reverence.*  Apply here: 877-402-2278.

I say that if a pair from the Slope gets picked, they get a blog franchise on FIPS.  Thoughts, Erica? I mean, really--what better place to look than Park Slope, where single people come to understand that we've clearly done something wrong if we're not already pledged in holy matrimony.  My obvious personal bitterness aside, the Slope is a casting director's playground for about nine billion reasons, though you don't read this blog for me to tell you them.  Seriously, though, let us know if you've thrown your hat into the ring.

*FIPS cannot vouch for the levels of either of these.

(via Brokelyn)