BREAKING: BREEDERS Are Moving To Williamsburg En Masse

Robert Caplin for the NYTOh gawd, pls let this news be true: The NYT is reporting that all of the newest/coolest/hippest parents are packing up their shit and just moving straight the hell over to Billyburg: Williamsburg, Toddlertown.

“You can go out in the neighborhood on a Friday night and feel sexy and single-ish,” Ms. Liebman says with a laugh. “And then wake up next morning with the kid and take him to the farmers’ market and the play center.”

O, Rly!?

"Mr. Signer says that he is glad not every restaurant is child-oriented. He goes out to eat for the quality of the food, he said, not to take a census of how many highchairs a restaurant owns."

You don't say?? Take that, Fornino!

I gotta say, BREEDERS, sounds like this Williamsburg shit is worth checking out! That is, if you don't wanna be L-A-M-E.