BEBES IN BARS: PART XVXLLIV

Hiroko Masuike for The New York Times

Fuck if I even know if that's an actual Roman numeral above, ppl. See I got way bigger fish to fry, so I can't even googlez it. Here's why:

The NYT posted this gloriously penned, ranty, BREEDER bashing letter today, written by a Park Slope BALLER named Risa Chubinsky. Ms. Chubinsky is kind of annoyed that everytime she goes out to get her drink on, her mellow gets harshed on by little Eloises, Mathias' (how the fuck do you even pluralize that??) and Olivia bebes, who seem to be breast feeding, pissing, and lining up their bottles in all the bars this chick likes to go to.

Anyway.

Then Gothamist posted about this shit too, and so what the fuck am I supposed to do people??

So, eventhough I'm gettin ready for all the "snooze!" "boring," "posting about this is like posting a trend piece on hipsters in Williamsburg" bullshit comments from all of your asses, here's what I gotta say to that: TOUGH. I've got to post it too (obvs).

People are still talking about bebes in bars, and so we are too.