Bay Ridge Recycles Shit Better Than Park Slope

Apparently Bay Ridge is recycling 4% more of their shit than we are and I, for one, think that that's appalling.

At times like these, I always like to use a quote from my FAVEMOVIEOFALLTIME Top Gun in order to get you bitches motivated:

Stinger: And let's not bullshit, Maverick. Your family name ain't the best in the Navy. You need to be doing it better and cleaner than the other guy. Now what is it with you?

Maverick: Just want to serve my country and be the best fighter pilot in the Navy, sir!

Stinger: Don't screw around with me, Maverick. You're one hell of an instinctive pilot. Maybe too good. I'd like to bust your butt but I can't. I got another problem here. I gotta send somebody from this squadron to Miramar. I gotta do something here, I still can't believe it. I gotta give you your dream shot! I'm gonna send you up against the best. You two characters, are going to Top Gun. For five weeks, you'll be flying against the best fighter pilots in the Navy. You guys were number two, Cougar was number one. Cougar lost it-turned in his wings. You guys are number one.

So?? Do you want to be NUMBER ONE, PEOPLE?? Do you want to KICK BAY RIDGE'S ASS?? If so, get the fuck out there and recycle some goddammned kombucha drink bottles already.

(via NY Daily News)