Bagel Hole Bagels Are #1 [Duh]

So, Serious Eats posted this lovely little tri-borough bagel extravaganza post today, in which they attempted to find NYC's best bayg.  And Brokelyn thought their review was perfectly adorable, but wanted some cred for coming to the same conclusion the week before on their search for the best bagel.

Uhm, so we hate to be the bearers of bad news, bitches, but HELLO: FIPS annointed Bagel Hole as the best effing bagel LAST FUCKING YEAR during our Bagel Off! We'd been there and done that in the oh-eight, motherfuckers!

Anyway.

I'm glad we can all agree on this, b/c Bagel Hole *does* rule my face.

But I'm gonna give you a lil extra piece of advice that everyone else failed to mention, just because that's the kind of generous bitch I am: for the ultimate bagelgasm, buy your bayg at Bagel Hole an buy your scallion cream cheese up the street at La Bagel Delight. Yes its an extra stop, but I'm telling you: it's worth it. Bagel Hole has the market TOTALLY FUCKING CORNERED on bagels, but on cream cheese...not so much.

You're welcome.