Babeland Will Deliver Sexy Toys To Your Front Door

Photo by Bryan Bruchman / The Brooklyn Paper

These days you can get almost anything delivered in New York City: groceries, pizza, puppies. So why not vibrators and anal beads?

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Babeland, Park Slope's most pleasantly un-Park Slope-like store, has announced that they're teaming up with a local bike courier company to bring naughty toys from their shop right to your front door.

The process is pretty easy. You place an order on their site and bam, within an hour a bike messenger drops by with a discreet package (howevs, if you live with your mom, make sure you beat her to the door).

So have people been taking advantage of the service thus far?

“We’ve had people call and say, ‘We desperately need it here within the hour,’ ” Babeland sex educator Steph told the Brooklyn Paper. “It’s the gift that keeps on giving.”

Store spokeswoman Pamela Doan added that the most popular product delivered is The Hitachi Magic Wand, which is one of the oldest vibrators on the market. 

The cost for a naughty delivery is $30, but it might be totally worth it if you find yourself in any of these situations:

1. Let's say you've got a thing for bike messengers. What better way to let one know you're into kinky shit than to have him or her hand-deliver a Vegan Jaguar harness?

2. Dudes -- let's say you've got a hot lady or gentleman over and in the midst of some hot and heavy petting you realize, Damn. Outta' XL Trojan Magnums. No need to throw on your coat and rush to the nearest Bodega. Just keep on petting until that doorbell rings.

3. You're shy and can't go into a sex shop without turning beet red and giggling like a school girl.

4. It's raining and you're lazy.

Lastly, Babeland is offering free delivery on Valentine's Day, so consider telling your significan otra "I LOVE YOU" with a WE-VIBE COUPLES KIT and an ORGASM IN A BOX!

Babeland is located at 462 Bergen Street near Flatbush, though now that they deliver this info is practically moot.