ANOTHER PIZZA PLACE IN PARK SLOPE!?

click to enlargeThere's a new pizza place coming to 1st Stree and 7th Ave!???

SONOFAMOTHERFUCKING BITCH!!!!

I srsly wanna check on pricing to buy one of those billboards on 4th Ave so I can put up the following message to all future potential Park Slope biz owners: IF YOU OPEN UP ANOTHER PIZZA JOINT IN PARK SLOPE, A BABY PANDA WILL DIE. AND EACH MINUTE THE NEW PIZZA SHOP IS OPEN, LOTS OF OTHER EXOTIC & NON-EXOTIC BABY ANIMALS WILL DIE INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: KOALA BEARS, POLAR BEARS, CHIMPANZEES, BUNNY RABBITS, PUPPIES, KITTY CATS. GO. THE. FUCK. AWAY!

From FIPS reader Sam:

The short-lived massage parlor on 1st St at 7th ave has finally met its not so happy ending after basically being customerless since it opened (seriously I walk past it constantly and have seen all of one person in there ever).

Windows are papered over and a work permit has been posted to convert the space into yet another "pizza restaurant."

The permit is issued to the business "PJ Hanley's" which I can only imagine means it's going to be a small Park Slope outpost by the same people who run PJ's in Carrol Gardens.

The work permit is posted above the "notice to vacate" sign (which it looks like they tried to rip off) from when they got busted a few months ago for supposedly keeping some illegal sex workers (or slaves!) in the basement.

Wow, well thanks Sam, but also: KILL. ME. NOW. Unless "pizza restaurant" is some sort of new DOB code word for "Korean Fried chicken joint," yet again, I'm ready to throw down.