I *Know* Notorious B.I.G is Dead...and Probs Wasn't Very Funny. But I Follow Him on Twitter Anyway, and U Really Should Too

Le sigh.

I know I raved about Shaquille O'Neil and his mad ass twittering the other day, but I've officially got myself a new twit-session (twitter + obsession), and its everyone's fave BK son, dead rapper Notorious B.I.G.

I can't fucking get enough.

Yes I realize its totally bizarre that I've taken to peering into the world of (and interacting with!) a fake dead rap superstar, but I don't know...I sorta can't stop myself (for srs).

I mean, how in the Christ am I supposed to resist shit like this:

or my personal fave:

I mean, come AWN! I have zero clue what it actually means to "fuck up a snitch," (like a snitch as in someone who calls the po po on you?) but damn if I don't want to try it now cuz Biggie's doin it.

The dude even watches the fucking HILLS (!!)

And the Shiba Inu puppy-cam!
Oh, and he gets political too:
I mean, as far as fake personas go, you have to admit that the dude is pretty badass: witty, endearing, and predictable (yes), but with a "fuck you" tude that gets me every time.

Do you twitter?

If so, you must join this fucking party stat (and while you're at it follow F.I.P.S here).

Comments

[Opinionated Diva]

LOL!!! And he even watches the Hills...takes a real man to admit that! lol

*wondering if he is on facebook*