Yo, Jonathan Safran Foer: We LIKE You!

Holy Christ, people hate the shit out of this Jonathan Safran Foer author dude.

I haven't done a proper scientific analysis, but at first blush it seems like the list of the most hated motherfuckers in Park Slope goes something like this: "Natalie" from this post on Brooklynian, Mice and then Jonathan Safran Foer.

The Guardian even coined a new word: "Schadenfoer," i.e. the hatred of rich, young, successful Park Slope authors like JSF?

It's all a bit mind mending for me.

I mean, I read Everything is Illuminated and liked it a lot. I've never read anything else the dude has written, but I'm sure its mostly pretty good. I'm jealous that he has lots of money and I don't, but its not like he stole it from an elderly immigrant woman who had been saving pennies in a jar since the Nixon administration. What is it?? Why is the haterade flowin so freely?

Cause, you know we like to go out on a limb here at FIPS and go our own way...march to the beat of our own drum, etc. You go right, we go left. You say Yamato, we say JPan. As such, we think its only fair that we pipe up and pipe up loudly regarding this whole Jonathan Safran Foer ish. So here it is:

TEAM JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER, MOTHERFUCKERS!!

Fuck all y'all haters.

JSF rulez, and you're all suckez....how you like us now?