FIPS ToDo's


*Check out BAM's Punk "n" Pie Film Series (Brooklyn Based).
*Eat Peanut Butter Pie (no bake recipe for morons like me who call a stove repair man to fix my oven despite the fact that I had never called the gas company to switch on our gas in the first place) (Gothamist).
*Beat the shit out of a "slow blogger" (file under stupidest idea i've ever heard) (Buzzfeed).
*Go to Tempo (on Fifth Ave) on Sat night. They are donating 100% of any money spent in their restaurant to a charity that helps peeps on the brink of economic collapse. Yay for that (Brooklyn Paper).
*Watch The Burg: A Hilarious webisode series about a group of hipsters living in Williamsburg; i.e. the most annoying Brooklyn nabe in the history of the universe (yes, WAY more annoying than PSlope. Way). (TheBurg.TV)
*Volunteer or make a donation to the Greenpoint Reformed Church Soup Kitchen (New York Shitty).
*Track Simon Rich down, tell him I lurv him, and convince him to be my facebook friend (Daily Intel).