Who Gives A Shit: What's your summer beach/pool jam?

It was freaking hot this weekend. And, as awesome as it is to find parking on the weekends between Memorial Day and Labor Day, you can't fight that twinge of resentment knowing that the reason you got a spot at 7pm on a Sunday...right in front of your building...that's good for Monday...is because bitches be staying at their beach place as long as possible. Lucky bastards. So, what's your summer jam? Do you have a place in the Hamptons or the Catskills? Do you belong to a beach club in Atlantic Beach? Are you hanging at Coney Island or Jones Beach? Or do you whore yourself out to whatever friends you have in the suburbs who are kind enough to invite you to their town pool? We wanna know! Give us the scoop in the comments.