BREAKING: There is Still At Least *One* Good Real Estate Deal Left in Park Slope

According to the NYT, this apt above is it:

"In prime Park Slope, a one-bedroom apartment for less than $400,000 has been rare in recent years and is still difficult to come by. But at Garfield North — a 67-unit building at 195 Garfield Place made up of several joined town houses between Sixth and Seventh Avenues — a one-bedroom is for sale on the second floor for $395,000."

It's only 616sf, so obvs only BALLERS need apply, but it still looks pretty fuckin nice if you ask me...

Where Is The Best Block In NYC? In Park Slope, Bien Sur

So, Time Out NY just released a list of their top five fave blocks in NYC and guess who the fuck is front-n-center? P to the ark to the S to the lope.

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Best Way To Ensure That I Will Never Ever N-E-V-E-R BUY YOUR STUPID FUCKING APARTMENT??

photo via davidfg

Yes, apparently this woman is VERY serious (and NO we are not telling you what her stupid sign says or where her stupid FOR SALE apartment is....cause we think its fucking st00pid).

(via Curbed)

Obnoxious Asshole Needs A Roommate

Oh fuck, everyone, I need a roommate starting May 1.

When considering potential roommates, here are my options:

A.) Men—No, too messy.
B.) Gay Men—No, too dramatic.
C.) Women—Yes, but probably crazy.
D.) Gay Women—Maybe, but definitely crazy.
E.) Someone I know—Preferred.

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Who Wants To Move to Miami?

Cause the dude who owns this house wants to come to Brooklyn. And on days like today, as I trudge through the revolting, post coital wet spot that is the streets of NY, this sort of shit begins to sound very fucking appealing.

And then I remember that I hate the living crap out of Florida.

(via Curbed).