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209 Reasons Brooklyn Is So Badass

Read em and weep.

I *USED* TO LIKE PARK SLOPE

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    Friday
    20Nov2009

    Dear F Train...

    Posted by: AuthorErica | DateFriday, November 20, 2009 at 8:16AM

    photo: venusinfurs.net

    Ok, so we got a heartfelt letter from FIPS reader Meredith yesterday regarding the fact that her hatred for the F train has reached the "fire of a thousand hot burning suns" level. In Meredith's defense, she had not yet heard that the reason the F was so fucked yesterday, was because a guy had committed suicide by jumping in front of a train at the 7th Ave stop in Park Slope--which was horrible, and tragic. She's not a heartless, NYC asshole...she just didn't have the facts. Though, if you get right down to it, NO ONE on any fucking subway ANYWHERE ever has the facts because:

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    Wednesday
    26Nov2008

    No One Wants To Live In Manhattan Anymore

    Posted by: AuthorErica | DateWednesday, November 26, 2008 at 11:34AM


    Dear Manhattan,

    HA!

    Brooklyn is so cool now our rents are higher than yours.

    Take that, bitches!

    Park Slope +1
    Manhattan -100,000,000,000

    Call us when you don't suck...we'll be drinking Bloody Mary's at the Montauk Club.

    xo,
    F.I.P.S.

    (curbed via The Daily News)

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