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*BALLER - n. Kid free-n-lovin it
*BFI - n. Brilliant fucking idea
*BREEDER - n. Baby maker
*BR-ALLER - n. a BREEDER who's proven themselves to be cool enough that, despite their tendencies to procreate, can still maintain the basic principles of a BALLER attitude and lifestyle.
*COOPRETARD - n. Any annoying person who works at the Park Slope Food Coop
*D.I.N.K-n. Dual income, no kids
*FIPS - n. Fucked in Park Slope; the most badass'd blog on the dub dub dub
*SILTH - n. Sloper I'd Like To Hurt
*SAHM (or "SHAM") - n. Stay At Home Mom
*SCHADENFOER - n. The feeling of envy and/or hate toward literary wunderkind and Park Slope resident, Jonathan Safran Foer
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Fucked in Park Slope reaches tens hundreds thousands of smart, savvy, angry New Yorkers bitter Brooklynites people. Drop us a line to inquire about our affordable (read: rock bottom) advertising rates.